First person to comment and know what that title means to me gets a free sketch. XD

X= Yes /= Some what...

British
[X] you drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] you wanted ben to win X factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you.(
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian:
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something. (uncle?)
Total: 3

Italian:
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[/] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6.5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[/] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have high lights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3.5

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland
- :deadpan:
[x] you have had/have freckles
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

African American
[ ] You say *Blank* casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. (I think I can... Others don't...)
[/] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2.5

Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're chinese.(or japanese?)
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 6

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.(barely)
Total: 4

Canadian
[ ]You like/play/played hockey.
[ ]You love beer.
[x]You say eh.
[ ]You know what poutine is.
[ ]You speak some french.
[ ]You love Tim Horton's.
[ ]At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ]You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1

American
[ ]You hate foriegners.
[ ]You hate non - Christians.
[XXX]You're lazy.
[ ]You are not cultured.
[x]You hate abortion.
[ ]But love the penalty.
[ ]You don't read.
[x]You shop at Walmart.
[x]You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 4-6?